When there is anything Satisfyer ‘masters’, it is copying sex toys that are invented by other manufacturers. With their first toy they made a cheaper (and much less) variant of the praised Womanizer. Satisfyer is not the only company with that strategy, but it does make them a little less likeable as a company.
In 2019 Satisfyer introduced a range of vibrators: Satisfyer Vibes. The range consists of the Yummy Sunshine, the Power Flower, the Mr. Rabbit, the Petting Hippo and the Master. All models show striking similarities with Fun Factory model, as Erika Lynae showed on Twitter:
EasyToys asked me to test one of the vibrators in this range: the Satisfyer Master! Even though I find Satsfyer less sympathetic, I also believe in honest and fair reviews. And – spoiler alert – The Satisfyer Master is a beast!
What is a Satisfyer Master?
The Satisfyer Vibes range is a direct copy of German Fun Factory toys. The Satisfyer Master is just a copy-paste of the Fun Factory Big Boss. From the names ‘Big Boss’ and ‘Master’ it must be clear already that these are really big boys!
The Satisfyer Master is – just like the original – a big fat vibrator in the shape of a phallus with a well pronounced ‘head’.
Specs & functions
Now, when I say ‘big’, I really mean huge! The Master has a total length of 23.5 centimeters. 16.5 of it are meant to ge in the vagina. The head is no less than 4.7 centimeters thick! Believe me, that is big.
You can operate the Satisfyer Master with three buttons. One on/off and the other two are to scroll through the twelve positions. Six of those are for continuous vibrations, but in different intensities. The other six are patterns.
The Master is fully waterproof. The shaft is made of silicone and the handle of ABS (hard plastic). Furthermore, the Master weighs as much as 423 gram. And that is quite a lot.
The packaging of the Satisfyer Master is modern yellow. It gives it somewhat of a recycled appearance, although I wonder if that is truly the case. A company that is known for copying does not get my benefit of the doubt.
In de box, next to the Master, you will find a magnetic USB-charging cable, a manual and a booklet with safety warnings.
What is striking, is that the image on the back is real size and it contains the measurements. Furthermore there is a hygiene seal that ensures the box was not opened between the factory ad your hands.
Normally, I am not a big fan of realistic toys. To me, that is like a vegetarian hamburger. Just don’t. I also wonder how long the silicone will stay pretty. Everyone that has ever used silicone backing products, knows they do discolor. I suspect the pale pink of changing color within time (but only time will tell). [UPDATE: read the endurance test I performed]
The siliconen feels soft and nice and is very flexible. There is however an ugly weld, that is due to the manufacturing process. It makes the Master look a little cheap compared to – let’s just name a ‘random’ comparable vibrator -the Fun Factory Big Boss.
The ‘test drive’
Straight from the box, the Master is already somewhat charged, like it should. Still, I decided to charge it anyway, just for reviewing purposes. The cable is magnetic so all you have to do is click it to the charging points on the vibrator. I’ve seen this principle before at – tadaa – Fun Factory. It’s just that this magnet is less powerful. During charging the buttons are supposed to light up. At first I couldn’t spot that, only until I switched off the lights in the room. A weak glimmer was revealed. After 3.5 hours, the Master is fully charged. The lights no longer blink, but burn continuously.
The Master is operated with three buttons, that are somewhat integrated. That makes it easy to operate ‘on the dry’. But when ‘the heat is on’ they are a bit harder to find. These buttons suggest some kind of ‘harder’ and ‘softer’. But in fact they are more ‘back’ and ‘forth’. When you switch it on it will start to vibrate in the middle intensity continuous vibration (position 3). With the buttons you can now scroll through the twelve positions. Fortunately, these positions are not looped. So when you arrive at position 12 and you push ‘further’, you won’t go to position 1 or visa versa. You’d have to push ‘back’ to go – well – back again.
The most important question is of course: how does it vibrate? Well, like a beast! The Satisfyer Master creates very deep vibrations throughout the entire shaft and head. As you may know, I (man) always test toys together with my partner (female). The size and shape, and the thickness and pronounced head in particular, in combination with the deep vibrations, make this a truly hot toy. Do use plenty of water based lube, because it is seriously big. You might say that this is not a toy for what the Kama Sutra calls ‘deers’: females with a tight ‘yoni’.
The manual leaves very little to the imagination: this is a toy for vaginas. Can it be used anally? I would not recommend that, because the Master does not have a tapered end, so it could slide in you entirely. Besides, it is really thick. Did I mention that?
Like all fully waterproof toys, the Satisfyer Master can be cleaned under running water. Water based lube and any bodily fluids can be washed off easily. Satisfyer recommends to store the toy separate from other toys. At least, that is what the picture in the manual suggests. It is a myth however, that silicone toys will ‘melt’ if you store them together. This is only true for jelly toys.
This is a shameless copy of the Fun Factory Big Boss. Just for half of the money. But where Satisfyer performs less with its Womanizer copies, it doesn’t with the Master. The vibrations are deep and intense. If you like a feeling of being filled, plus vibrations against the G-spot, this is a true must-have!
The pros of the Satisfyer Master:
- Big with a pronounced ‘head’
- Magnetic charging
- Easy to operate
- Affordable alternative for the original (but can it live up the the quality?)
- Nice and soft material that does not attract dust
- Deep intens vibrations
- Skin color (matter of taste)
- Will the material discolor in time?
- Cheap finishing (weld)
- Buttons should have been more pronounced
- I keep hoping that manufacturers of silicone toys add storage bags. Someday.