After all, you can’t help but feel the urge to have sex even on a work or school day. But (solo) sex at work or school is also dangerous. You don’t want to get caught by colleagues. That’s why you want to experience a climax quickly and discreetly, which gives you peace of mind for the rest of the day. A sex toy can help. But which one? Below I make some suggestions for toys that you can use even in one open office space, in the classroom, during a boring meeting or presentation. So you don’t necessarily have to hide in the toilet, or the archive cellar.

Why would you want an orgasm during your working day?

You are often at work or school for 8 hours or more. And those days can be boring, or just stressful. An orgasm can help break up the day, or shake off the stress. Just a moment for yourself. Why wouldn’t you?

Well, for example, you don’t want or can’t watch porn on your boss’s or uni’s wifi network. And you don’t want to sit on the toilet for hours either. No, an orgasm needs to be induced quickly. But in a discreet way.

A sex toy helps. But not just any sex toy!

A sex toy can help you experience your orgasm faster and more intensely. But beware. Some toys are not very discreet, for instance because they are simply much too big to carry around unseen. Or because they simply produce too much noise.

So make sure you choose a toy that:

• Small and convenient to carry in your bag or (preferably) pocket. The smaller the better.
• Has a design that is not immediately eye-catching as a sex toy (should anyone accidentally see it anyway)
• Makes little to no noise
• Is easy to clean

Our tips for sex toys for work or school

Pocket Rocket

A classic little vibrator is Doc Johnson’s Pocket Rocket. Although many imitations of it can be found, the original has rarely been matched. The vibrations are pretty decent, but it only has one mode (on/off). The nubs on the tip provide stimulation on your clit or other sensitive spots. It is very quiet and runs on one AA (penlight) battery. Straightforward.

We Vibe Tango

The We Vibe Tango is perhaps the most popular and highly recommended mini vibrator available. This is mainly because it can vibrate impressively. The Tango has a whopping 8 modes and yet it is mouse-quiet. And it is 100% waterproof, so easy to clean under the tap.

Lovense Lush

called the Lovense Lush ‘legendary’ before. Very briefly, the Lovense Lush 2.0 is a vibrating egg that you can wear inside the vagina. But it wouldn’t be a legendary egg if there wasn’t something special about it. That special thing is not because you can control this toy with an app, or because you can give someone else control of your toy via an internet connection. Also, the app can convert ambient sound (such as music) into vibrations. Very discreet yet great vibrations.

Satisfyer Pro 2 – Generation 3 App Controlled

If you have a clitoris, then of course a good and cheap air pressure vibrator is a good e option for orgasm in the workplace. You’ve probably heard of the Satisfyer, but you can also control it (or have it controlled) via an app. Nice when you’re at work and your partner is somewhere else. Since it is waterproof, you can easily rinse it under the tap.

Vibio Dodson mini wand

The Vibio Dodson is a really cool mini wall vibrator. That it comes from a likeable company AND is vegan is a nice touch. The Vibio app puts you in touch with other users – if you want – and offers many features such as listening stories and extra vibration patterns. If you are looking for a really good mini wall vibrator, this is definitely a must-have! Also read my review.

We Vibe Touch

This lay-on vibrator from We Vibe is nice and small and fits nicely in your hand. As you would expect from a premium brand like We Vibe, the vibrations are nice and loud yet the sound volume is limited. The We Vibe Touch is made of soft silicone. And it is easy to clean as it is waterproof.

Tenga Egg

If you have a penis and want some extra stimulation, then a Tenga Egg is really super-recommended. They are very small and therefore easy to smuggle into the toilet with you. You put your penis inside this super soft and flexible material. Each Tenga Egg also includes a sachet of water-based lubricant, allowing you to make smooth use of this jerk-off toy. There are lots of Tenga Eggs, all of which differ from each other by their internal structure. Tenga Eggs are intended for single use.

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Of course, there are many more small discreet toys for both men and women. Check out the entire range of the NBRplaza Shop here: