Do you think it is hot to walk around in vibrating undies? Damned right it is! The problem is however, that there are so many of them. And they vary from ‘not-worth-the-attention’ to ‘I-need-to-save-some-money-for-this’. So I thought I’d share some of my insights.
Why wear vibrating panties?
In the film ‘Ugly Truth’, Katherine Heigl (whom you may know from ‘Grey’s Anatomy’) wears a vibrating panty. A young boy accidentally finds the remote.
I know. Lame. But you’ve got to admit it: the idea of being somewhere in public while your partner has the remote of your vibrating undie, that is just super hot?
Just watch this movie (a little NSFW). OK, it’s not exactly a vibrating knickers she’s wearing, but some kind of vibrating egg. But fuck it. It’s the thought that counts.
Below I have compared a couple of vibrating panties for you.
Most vibrating panties come with some kind of knickers with a pocket in the crotch to place a pullet vibrator. The problem often is that you must like both the underwear as the vibrator. And that is usually not the case.
They must have agreed at We-Vibe. They usually give the user experience a lot of thought and they did it again with the We-Vibe Moxie. The Moxie is a clitoris vibrator that you can place in your won knickers. It is operated by a wireless remote control. Great for using this together with your partner.
But even when your partner is on the other side of the world, he can still control it through the We-Vibe Connect App.
The Moxie is very compact and has multiple stimulating ribs. The silicone is safe and soft. And it is 100% waterproof, so you can also put it in your bikini when you go swimming. The bulb you see in the picture is a magnet taht you can use to lock it in your underwear. This way it will stay in place even when you move.
The Moxie has 10 different vibration patterns. You can vary the intensity of all 10 with the remote. And as you may expect from We-Vibe, it comes with a nice storage bag. Charging is easy with a magnetic USB cable.
The Moxie is reasonably quiet, but perhaps still a bit too loud to use in a museum or library.
The We-Vibe Moxie is available for €129,-
Sway Vibes No. 3
The Sway Vibes No. 3 is a device that comes with panties. Because they have these ties on the side, it is a ‘one-size-fits-all (S to L). The panties are quite stylish and sexy, if you ask me. The crotch has a little pouch to place the vibrator. But you can also wear it in one of your own.
The Sway Vibes No. 3 is made of soft silicone that can bend. This makes it nice and comfortable to wear in your lingerie, even if you use it for a longer period. Also it is 100% waterproof.
The remote is for your partner of course. He or she can choose between 10 different vibration patterns. A remote is slightly less discrete than operating it through your mobile phone. It is less striking when your partner has his fingers on his phone, as opposed to squeezing some strange looking black egg.
The Sway Vibes No. 3 is available for €79,95.
Fifty Shades Freed panties & Vibrator
I must say that I only read the first Fifty Shades book and there was no vibrating panties in it. But this one comes from the Fifty Shades Freed collection (part3). So I really have no clue if it was in the movies or not.
The anatomically shaped vibrator is soft, powerful and has 20 different patterns. These patterns can be operated with a wireless remote that works up to 8 meters.
The black lace panties are Coco de Mer’s and perhaps one of the best looking in the category. It also has these silk straps to adjust the size. This way it always fits and you can take ’em off in a breeze when the going gets tough. The small pouch in the crotch can hold the vibrator. The lace back shows a provocative amount of ass.
The vibrator is not the quietest. When you are in a restaurant, others will think your phone is buzzing.
It is also 100% waterproof and rechargeable.
The Fifty Shades Freed panties vibrator is available for €119,95.
Strap on Venus
This small butterfly can be worn and the little straps keep it in place. You can wear some panties over it, but that’s up to you. Whatever ticks your boxes. The elastic straps go around your legs and keep the butterfly where you like it most.
The idea is that you insert the small penis (9 cm long, Ø 3 cm.). This way, you will be stimulated both internally as on your clit.
There are two little motors in this vibrator, that cause vibrations and rotations in 5 different patterns. You control it with the remote that has a cable. This makes this device a lot less discrete than the ones with a wireless control. The wire also makes it less sexy.
Then again, this Venus Strap On ‘only’ costs €49,95.
Secrets panties with bullet
The Secrets brand has a number of different panties that all come with a bullet vibrator. All of them have a special pouch exactly where your clitoris is. Here goes the bullet vibrator.
The panties are a one size fits most (size S to L / 34 to 40).
Your partner controls the vibrator with a wireless remote. He can switch between 5 different positions.
The bullets from Secrets work on button batteries, that are included. The remote requires another size battery, but that is also included.
Don’t expect super intens vibrations, but more soft and nice vibrations.
On the picture you see the Secrets Black Lace Panties with bullet vibrator. This one is available for €44,95.