Tenga Pocket hat: always tissues at hand

If a woman is going to watch a movie and takes out a box of tissues, she is going to watch a very different kind of movie than if a man were to do the same.

Still, tissues always come in handy. Whether it is to wipe away a tear, wipe some food scraps from the corner of your mouth, or to clean up the result of fine solo sex.

Even when using a condom, tissues are needed to wipe lubricant from your hands. And they also come in handy for ridding sex toys of body fluids.

Tenga, known as the brand of the most advanced sex toys from Japan, gets that. And in a recent campaign in Japan, they showcase their latest innovation. It’s a tissue dispenser. In a hat.

Unfortunately, it is the type of hat that is so sexless that it will make all the lust disappear like snow in the sun. It’s still a concept, but I’m not predicting a big market. Certainly not in our cold and wet little country.