Pretty much every guy masturbates. Nothing wrong with that, of course. But masturbating can be so much more fun when done together. And it can even get better; with a Tenga Egg for instance! EasyToys send me one, in exchange for an honest review.
Fortunately, we find it more acceptable when lovers use a vibrator or a dildo together. Toys that might have been designed to enhance sexual pleasure for women. And because of the orgasm-gap I can only but welcome that/ But isn’t it strange though, that we see sex toys for men basically for solo use only?
That is what they must have felt at Tenga too. And that is why they made the ‘lovers’ version of the Tenga Egg for mutual use: The ‘Tenga Egg Easy Beat Lovers’, or just plain ‘Tenga Egg Lovers’.
What is a Tenga Egg Lovers?
A Tenga Egg can best be described as some kind of hollow ‘surprise egg’ made of soft flexible and elastic TPE (Thermoplastic Elastomer). This is a body safe kind of rubber, that is phthalates free. There are many different Tenga Eggs and they all only differ from the inside: Each egg has its own structure on the inside: knobs, cleats, ridges, edges, and those all of the softest material.
The Tenga Egg Lovers differs from her sisters because it has a pattern of little hearts on the inside. Ahw, so cute!
The intention is that you put your penis in the egg. The material is flexible and stretchy enough to pull it over the penis entirely. When you make thrusting moves, the penis will get stimulated by the structure on the inside. You can do that yourself, but why shouldn’t your partner give you ‘a helping hand’ (pun intended)?
Unboxing: peeling an egg
The Tenga Egg literally has the size of a big chicken egg. It is shrink-wrapped in pre-printed foil.
Once you remove the foil, you may open the plastic egg. You will see that the masturbation-egg contains some kind of tube. Do not throw away that tube (see below). The tube contains a small sachet with water based lube, that is sufficient for one time use. The egg may seem small, but it is extremely elastic. It will fit on every size penis.
When you turn the egg inside out, you can see the pattern on the inside. The Tenga Egg Lovers has small heart shaped knobs and a couple of bigger ones.
The ‘test drive’
I order to use a Tenga Egg, your penis must me at least a little erect. I used the personal lube that was supplied. The sachet doesn’t open easily. There is no notch for tearing it open. But that’s why they invented scissors! Muhaha, you won’t get away with it that easily, you little sachet!
There is a decent amount of lube in the sachet, that is not very runny and sticks well. Great stuff, Tenga!
Next, I placed the egg on the head of my penis and pulled it down. The lube spread by itself. The material of the Tenga Egg felt really pleasant and the structure on the inside was evident. But weather it was heart shaped? Big deal!
During the movements there were some obvious detectable sounds (‘fap fap fap’) and for a moment I thought I shouldn’t have used the entire content of the sachet. But the feeling was heavenly. It certainly added something to what I otherwise would have done with my bare hands.
Tenga advises you to use the eggs only one time. But, I am a typical Dutch bloke, so I turned it inside out and washed it with antibacterial soap. Then I let it dry and pushed the tube back in, to prevent it from sticking together. I placed it back in the hard shell egg for next use. I will ask my partner to use it on me (because that was the entire idea, right Tenga?). On the internet I found some reviews of guys that used a Tenga egg four or even five times before it broke. Be sure to use only water based lube when you do, otherwise the material can get affected, and it might not last as long.
A Tenga Egg is a really nice addition to manual sex (jerking off). The soft material feels really great and the pattern on the inside ensures extra stimulation.
The pros of the Tenga Egg Lovers:
- Nice soft material
- Great extra stimulation with manual sex, solo or together with a partner
- Cheap, great value for money
- Can be used a couple of times (in contrast to what Tenga advises)
- Small, easy to carry (for your enjoyment on the move)
- Discreet (“is that an Easter egg in your pocket?”)
- … (thinking for a really long time) …
- Maybe that it produces a bit of a soaking sound?
- Or that the sachet with lube is difficult to open?
A Tenga Egg is big fun solo or together with your partner. I can recommend it to everybody with a penis or to everybody with a partner that has a penis.
This and other Tanga eggs are available at EasyToys, or in NBRplaza’s shop.
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