When the lady from EasyToys asked me if I liked to test a new masturbator from the Pornstar Signature Series, I said – perhaps a tiny bit too quickly – “’sure, send it to me!” And now, after thoroughly testing the thing, I’m still not sure what to think about it. I’m still in doubt between ‘What The Fuck’ and ‘this-is-kinda-briljant’. Read on and judge for yourself.
What is a Zoey Monroe Squirting Vagina masturbator?
This masturbator – of stroker as they call it – is part of the Pornstar Signature Series. That is a series of artificial pussies, asses and mouths, that have been molded on the body parts concerned of famous porn stars. The idea is that you can put on a video of your favorite porn star, while you re-enact what you see in the video.
Some of these masturbators mimic the specific characteristics of the model. So, is she into anal? Than the masturbator contains a set with an artificial pussy and an artificial ass. Does she has a clit piercing? Than the masturbator will have one too.
I must admit that I had to look it up on Pornhub – I usually **cough cough** don’t go there – but it seems that Zoey Monroe is most famous for her squirting pussy. Just so you know. Hence, this masturbator can actually squirt.
Well, not really. You have to fill a syringe with a liquid of choice – water seems obvious, but let your fantasy run wild – and when the moment has arrived, you can squeeze the syringe and it will squirt from the masturbator.
Is that hot? Is it fun? Is it innovative? Personally I have my reservations. But hey, my kink is probably not yours and yours is probably not mine.
You see, I have had sex with squirting women and I remember most how the furniture got soaking wet.
The Zoey Monroe Squirting Vagina from the Pornstar Signature Seriescomes in a bx containing a lot of color photos that leave little to the imagination. On the front you can see Zoey herself, holding the masturbator, while she’s eyeing the camera. Another image shows the masturbator while it squirts. On top of that it says three times that the package contains a syringe. So let there be no mistake about that!
A side photo shows that Zoey’s vagina apparently must be something like a twister. Also there are some instructions for maintenance and something that immediately caught my attention: you can put a bullet vibrator in it. Interesting. That is a new for me.
The back of the box again shows a picture of laughing Zoey and some additional information on what you can expect in the box. It also shows that the cap can be used to place your smartphone on, so you can keep your hands free to … well, right. Oh, and again it says that there is realy a syringe inside.
The other side has a picture of Zoey while clearly someone is making a mold of her pussy. Now, I am willing to believe that actually happened, but **spoiler** it is definitely not a 100% true copy of her genitals. That is, I hope in real life hers is actually larger than 4 centimeter!?
When you open the box, it contains a large metal can and a bag with – there it is – a syringe and a tube, a small storage bag, and an instruction on how to assemble the tube and the syringe on the sleeve. That can is a great way to store your masturbator and I must say it is a very beautiful can. When you want to scare your mum, you can also consider using it to store some biscuits.
Then there is a small sample of ‘renewing powder’ in the can. That is great, because you can use this t powder the sleeve after you’ve cleaned it. This will keep it in better condition once you store it. And finally there is a coupon for 30 day free access to a porn site of Signature Pornstar Series.
That sleeve is made of TPE by the way. It is a super soft and flexible material, that is used by almost all manufacturers of masturbator sleeves. On the labia you will see a signature of Zoey Monroe. I must say the sleeve felt a bit sticky. I don’t think they’ve used their own renewing powder at the factory.
In sort, this is a very complete set, with little to complain about, accept that there is no lube provided. Most competing brands do include a sample of lube. So make sure you buy some water based lube to go with this masturbator. Did I mention there is a syringe in the package?
The ‘test drive’
Before you can make Zoey Monroe’s fake pussy squirt, you have to assemble the tube. To do that, you have to insert the tube in a tiny hole on the front and then re-enter it from behind until it comes out somewhere where her pee hole is. Then you have to wiggle it back a bit, so it doesn’t stick out on the front. It is a bit of a hassle, but once your done, your done.
And now you have the sleeve out of its container, you also will be able to se two openings on the side. Should you accidentally have one or two bullet vibrators lying around, this is the time to shove them in. I wrecked one of my butt plugs for it, and placed that bullet vibrator in the pocket.
So, you can use the cap of the container to place your phone on. So I visited the website of Pornstars Signature Series to claim my 30 days of free porn. But it seemed you need to have a creditcard for that, even if it is free. I didn’t quite feel like that. There’s plenty of free porn on the web, even from Zoey Monroe. #youandyourcreditcard.
I did notice there is a small valve on the back of the container. When you push it, some kind of air hole comes free. It seems like you can use taht to control the air flow and suction power. If you like it to suck well, keep the valve closed. It will also make the thing whistle less.
Since I had plenty of water based lube, I could take the thing for a spin. Oh, wait! First I have to fill the syringe. So handy it was included! Now, what shall I use to fill it with? Tomato soup? Beer? Wallpaper glue? Lube? Let’s just stick to warm water. And don’t forget to put the bullet on, before you push the sleeve into the container. There is no way to reach it during use.
The sleeve is nice and tight. It has sufficient suction power. But I do mis a little texture, like with the Tenga masturbators. The vibrations of my own bullet where vague, but that could just be a problem of that bullet.
The video I chose on Pornhub, showed Zoey Monroe having rough sex and in the 7 minutes the video lasted, she squirted about 3 times. And boy, what she squirts in that video is a lot more than the syringe (that was included in the package, wow!) can handle. But I guess it’s the idea that counts, right?!
After use, remove the tube, turn the sleeve inside out and wash it under running ater. Let it dry and use the renewing powder. Then turn it back. Place the Styrofoam stik in the hole and put it in the can for next use.
When you’re into porn (and who isn’t) and you want to experience the idea of fucking your favorite pornstar, this might just be for you. And if you fancy squirting and you’re not troubled by having to fill and squeeze a syringe (that just comes with the masturbator – magnificent!) you’ll be thrilled by this.
Look, this is just a fine masturbator. Whether you choose this one, or another one from the series, comes down to your personal preferences. But what i do find an amazing feature, is that this one can hold up to two bullet vibrators.
The pros of the Zoey Monroe Squirting Vagina:
- There is a syringe in the box (not lying)
- Beautiful storage can
- Soft TPE sleeve
- Nice suction power
- Easy to clean under running water
- You can place two bullet vibrators onto the sleeve
- 30 days of free porn (but you do need a creditcard for registration)
- Contains no lube sample
- The sleeve felt a bit sticky. Use plenty of water based lube
- Not very discrete. Whistles during use.
- No bullet vibrators supplied
- You cannot operate the bullet vibrator once it is placed
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