You know what I loved about series like MacGyver and The A-Team? They created the most amazing weapons from things they had lying around somewhere in the shed to take out the enemy. But … Could they also make sex toys? Aha! Well, you can! Because with the tutorials below, you can make a fake pussy in no time. Or ass, whichever you prefer. The things you need, you probably already have at home. So do you feel like sex, but there is no one to satisfy that need, other than yourself? Then wake up the MacGyver in you and get to work!

Safety first

For the true do-it-yourselfer, a safety warning beforehand is always in order. Make sure, if you are going to make a toy that you are going to put your penis in (because that is what we are going to describe below), that it is not TOO tight. It’s fine if it pinches a little, but it’s not meant to completely cut off your bloodstream.

Of course you have to take into account any allergies, for example to latex. But that is like a warning in a cookbook that you shouldn’t make nut bread if you have a nut allergy.

The warm grapefruit

For this you need a grapefruit or an orange. In any case, a large citrus fruit. Roll the citrus fruit firmly with your hand over a hard surface. This will make the inside of the fruit a little juicier. Now cut a piece off the side of the navels at the top and bottom with a knife. This should create a hole in the skin through which the rigid penis will fit.

Now, with your finger, make the hole between the citrus slices a little bigger so that the penis fits in more easily.

Keep in mind that quite a bit of citrus moisture will be released during use. So use the grapefruit masturbator in a place where you can spill with confidence, such as in the shower.

TIP: Warm the fruit a little in the microwave before using. Make sure it doesn’t get too hot. You want a temperature of between 40 and 45 degrees Celsius.

TIP 2: This is a great masturbator to use with your partner. Put the citrus fruit around the penis and slide it through so that the glans is released. Have your partner take the glans in their mouth and move the fruit back and forth. Not only does it feel like a deep throat, it smells and tastes great to your partner!

The rolled up towel

Take a small towel (not a bath towel), a rubber glove and some rubber bands.

There are several ways to make a masturbator out of these materials. The first is to roll up the towel. Then you put the glove on the roll. You leave the “wrist” of the glove sticking out a little. Now fold the roll in half, over the glove. Now put the wrist of the glove around the two ends of the towel and secure with some rubber bands.

You can also put the glove in the roll of the towel. Then, first, fold the towel in half a few times. Put the glove on top and then roll it up. Again put the wrist around the roll and secure with some rubber bands.

Use some lubricant, lotion, gel or Vaseline.

TIP: Wet the towel a little bit and warm it up in the microwave until it is body temperature or just slightly above (40 – 45 degrees Celsius). Test beforehand with your wrist that the towel is not too hot.

TIP 2: To avoid rolling the towel up too tight, you can put a can of deodorant in the glove before rolling it in the towel. Once the masturbator is all assembled, take out the canister and the penis can go in.

TIP 3: Instead of and towel, you can use thick socks. If you don’t have thick socks, put some socks on top of each other, put the glove on top and place another stack of socks on top of that. Keep the bundle together again with some rubber bands.

The drinking cup (or Pringles canister) with sponges

For this you need a (hard) plastic cup of about 1 liter capacity, two large sponges, a rubber household glove and some rubber bands.

Place the glove between two large sponges and allow the “wrist” of the glove to stick out a bit. Put this in the plastic cup and fold the protruding part of the glove around the cup. Optionally, you can secure the glove by putting some rubber bands around it.

Now put lube in the glove and you are ready to use. Don’t have any lubricant? Then use some hand lotion or vaseline.

TIP: Instead of a cup, you can use other cylinder-shaped objects, such as a Pringles can.

TIP 2: The rolled up towel from above, can also be put in a cup(shape). This gives the same result.

The Swim noodle or insulation tube with gummy bears

A swim noodle is one of those foam tubes that helps you stay afloat. The material is very easy to cut to length. However, not all swim noodles are hollow. In that case you can also use pipe insulation. You can buy this at the Do-It-Yourself store.

Cut the swim noodle first to length and then in half. With a knife, make small indentations in the foam. You can put the gummy bears in there. These provide extra stimulation. Instead of gummy bears, you can also put other things in the notches, such as marbles.

Now again put a rubber glove between the two halves and again wrap the ‘wrist’ of the glove around the foam rubber and secure it with some rubber bands.

Tip: You can also use other foam rubber toys in the same way. Think for example of a foam ball. And if you don’t have a rubber glove, you can also use a plastic sandwich bag.

TIP 2: You can also use gummy bears in the rolled up towel.

But why make it difficult? Ordered today = delivered tomorrow

Of course it’s fun to make things yourself. But why go to all that trouble, when you can buy fantastic masturbators ready-made for not too much money? Think for example of Fleshlights or the masturbators from Tenga. There are literally hundreds of different masturbators. If you order one today, you’ll have it tomorrow.