Men who treat their woman to oral sex are better lovers. At least, that is what women say. About 85% of all women want their partner to go down on them, while only 55% of the men is willing to do so. And that is a big shame. So, men, read on and be an oral god that is worshiped by many hot screaming ladies.

Eating the peach, eating pussy, cunnilingus, going down, lick like Lassie, licking between the big toes … Whatever you wanna call it, most women adore it. And we mean at the receiving end, and who knows as a giver. So if you are new to the phenomena, please read on. And if you are a seasoned tongue artist, you might want to read on as well; you might learn something.

Tidbits about cunnilingus

Oral sex is as old as humanity. It even appeared in the Kama Sutra. Oral sex is pleasant and intimate. And if you are doing it well, you will be considered a giver (and believe us, that is a good thing).

The erogenous areas of a woman are different from that of men. So never use yourself as a reference. Don’t even use your ex as a reference. Excitement and pleasure for a woman, is building up sexual tension. The true art of cunnilingus lays in the way a man (or woman) can discover as quickly as possible what she likes.

Insecurity

Do you think you are insecure if you have never done it? Think about her. She is in doubt about the view, her smell, her taste and loads of other female things. You can take away a lot of that insecurity by having a shower together (or even lick her when you are there), give her lots of compliments and showing her how much you enjoy it.

Patience

If you don’t know what to do, remember one thing: take it slow. Don’t go straight to the heart of the case, but tease her just as long until she gets the urge to push herself onto your face. Don’t head straight to her clit, but make flanking moves. Her response will tell you if you are on the right track. If she is realy turned on, keep the pace, or she will never go over the edge.

Tips for the advanced

Licking is just licking. Consider the following techniques:

Sucking: A blow job for women, so to speak. Don’t just suck her labi, but also make soft sucking movements around and on her clit.

Tongue fucking: If you are like Gene Simmons you can penetrate her with your tongue. At the same time, your upper lip can stimulate her clit.

Growl: A growling sound has a double effect: First, you let her know how much you love it (and she will like that). But more important, your growling will cause a vibration that can compete with her favorite vibrator.

Warm/cold: Have a sip of a cold drink (preferably alcohol of course) before you attack. Or take an ice cube in your mouth. Or take a sip of a warm drink (glühwein or tea). Just try it, guaranteed success. A menthol candy or some toothpaste does about the same. Be careful with sugars. They can cause a nasty infection.

Taste: Well, if the muskus taste of her female genitals are not your cup of tea, and a warm bath doesn’t make the difference, try using food. Take a can of whipped cream (don’t over eat, because barfing could be the end of your relationship), yam, honey, chocolate, or ginger can spice things up. Watch out with peppers. Again, make sure the sugars don’t get into her vagina.

Move: If you really don’t know what to do with your tongue, try the alphabet method. Write all the letters with your tongue. You can even let her guess what it is your are writing (“oh, please do that Q again!”).

Combi: Cunnilingus may be a good way to do hands free sex, but think again. Use your hands or sex toys (like a G-spot vibrator or dildo) and make a combo to stimulate all of her sensitive spots at the same time. Try to stimulate her G-spot with your fingers while you lick and suck on her clit. Damn right a guaranteed succes!

Tossing the salad: You’ve got to be open for this one, but oral – anal contact can increase the fun factor. Go with your tongue from her anus to her clit and back. If that doesn’t make her scream from her sweet little throat.

69: It’s a quid quo pro deal. So why not?

Issues

Unfortunately, there are some caveats. Although oral sex is not unhealthy, there are some issues.

Hygiene: Whatever you say, it is better to do it on a clean person. If you wanted a taco, you would have gone to Taco Bells.

Hair: Personally, we don’t like a bald pussy, because it looks to much like a child’s vagina. But on the other hand we don’t want to go through the bushes. The dentist might have recommended flossing, but any oral way of waxing is just plain wrong.  Before you know it, you are barfing up a hairball like a cat. Why don’t you suggest shaving her, or – like we do it sadistically, pluck!

STD: Herpes and syfilis can be transmitted through oral sex. It is not very common, but if you have a cold sore, we recommend you to refrain from oral sex. HIV can be transmitted through menstrual blood. If you want to be absolutely safe, use a dental dam.

Cramps: When you do it too long, you might experience cramps in your jaw or tongue. That’s your own fault. Just take a small brake and use your fingers to give your mouth a rest. Or just laugh about it.

Positions

There are many positions in which you can have oral sex, without having to follow a yoga course:

Between her legs: Basic position. She lies on her back and you are between her legs. If she pulls up her legs a bit, you can reach everything.

From behind: If she if on her stomach you have great access to her ass. Shove a pillow under her pelvis so her butt sticks up. Also a great position to penetrate her doggy style after you’re done with oral.

Standing up: A little bit more uncomfortable, but nevertheless very exciting. She is standing up and he is sitting on his knees. Nice idea for under the shower. She can also place one foot on a chair or something, to make access easier.

Sitting: Who doesn’t know the song “Come sit on my face and tell me that you love me”? Not recommended if she suffers from obesitas, but great for a man who likes a bit of femdom.

If you have any additions or tips, we’d love to hear them. And let your lady give us a heads up if our tips worked out well. For now: shut up and lick it!