There is a time for slow sex with lots of foreplay and afterplay. And there is a time for quickies. Because sometimes you just can’t wait. You and your partner just want sex. Right then, right there. But what are good places to have such nice and intense quickies? We make a few suggestions.
1. Under the shower
Some people like to start the day with it, others like to end it. I am talking about showering. But I like your way of thinking! So, combine the two to your heart’s content. If your partner is taking a shower, join him/her unexpectedly for a great start, or end, to the day!
2. At work
What could be nicer to shake off the stress of work than short, steamy sex? Well then! Of course, this is easiest if you have your own office, which you can also lock. If your partner (unexpectedly) comes in for coffee ** cough **, then this clean desk policy is suddenly very convenient. But even if you don’t have your own space at work, there are always areas where you can retreat to in a discreet manner. Think of the toilet, the archive room, the copy room, or that meeting room. Beware of cameras and colleagues, though, because a quickie is never fun enough to risk getting fired.
3. In the car
Sex in the car can be incredibly exciting. And the possibilities are on the one hand limited (by lack of space), but on the other hand also endless. As a passenger, you can spoil the driver while driving (don’t forget to watch the traffic!), or you can park the car and take a seat on the back seat together.
4. In the taxi
The back seat of a taxi is also a special place to have a quickie in the car, by the way. The advantage is that neither of you needs to pay attention to the road. The downside is that the driver will be able to see through the rear-view mirror (unless you have hired a limousine with a blinded rear section). Most taxi drivers have seen crazier things and if you give them an extra tip, they will probably turn a blind eye.
5. In a traffic jam
Traffic jams. They are back, after having been away for a while due to corona. But if you want to have sex in the car, traffic jams are a somewhat safe place. Especially if your car has a self-driving mode, or adaptive cruise control. The truck driver next to you may be watching, but let that man have a nice day for once!
6. On the parking lot
We stay in the car for a while. But now you park it somewhere in a car park. Often, in the outermost places (top floor, or deepest parking level, somewhere in the corner), you can find places where you can go about your business fairly undisturbed. Also parking places in nature are often very quiet.
There are also car parks that are known for people having sex there – often at night. People go there so that others can watch, or in some cases even join in.
7. Om a bench in the parc
Admittedly, not every bench in every park is suitable for sex. I am talking about a bench in a somewhat deserted park, where you have a good view of any passers-by. Make sure you have comfortable clothes, which you can easily slide aside. Think of a skirt, sweatpants, … Push pants aside and sit astride your partner. If there’s anything exciting, it’s sex in the open air… and the risk of getting caught.
The toilet of a catering establishment
Not every toilet is suitable for a quickie. Sometimes the smell can make the desire disappear like snow in the sun. So think in terms of possibilities. Go to an expensive hotel. The kind where you can’t afford the rooms. In the lobby there is probably a toilet. There is often a lot of space and luxury. Sneak in together and make a deal!
9. During a concert
If you go to a good concert together, you’ll find that the adrenaline and hormones rise quickly. Go to the darkest corner and become part of the crowd. If you can’t go all the way, at least give each other hand!
10. On a party
Many people I know and have spoken to – a great many in fact – admit to having had sex in a bedroom while a party was going on downstairs. Sometimes this was in their own house, but often in the house where they were a guest (in the bed of an uncle or aunt, or of a friend). Especially if it is a bit crowded at a party, it is not immediately noticeable if you sneak away together. So most Dutch parties – where everyone sits in a circle and is provided with a drink and a snack- lend themselves to this.
11. In the cinema
Especially when it is not so crowded in the theatre, a cinema is perfect for a quickie. When the lights are off and everyone is focused on the screen. More and more cinemas have ‘love seats’ without armrests, making it even easier to give or receive manual or oral sex.
12. In a fitting room
More and more often, you see signs in fitting rooms in fashion shops that it is not allowed to be in the fitting room with more than one person. Why would that be, you think? Shoplifting, you say? Think again. It can be incredibly exciting to undress each other and try on a sexy dress or lingerie, for example. For reasons of privacy, there is hardly ever a camera in the fitting room itself. In short, if you can still find a shop that has a liberal policy regarding the number of people in a cubicle, then I can – from my own experience – highly recommend it!
13. The laundry room
Did you know that washing machines make great sex toys? They are the perfect height to sit on and during the spin they vibrate deeply. The sound also muffles your moans. Plus, it is often nice and warm and smells good (if you use the right fabric softener).
14. In an elevator
You often see it in the movies: sex in a elevator. Of course the idea is exciting, especially if the lift is small and intimate. But beware. Most buildings are not very big and most modern lifts are very fast. So you don’t have much time and the emergency brake is often a bad idea too (because of the alarm and so on).
15. On the stairs
Stairs are undeniably useful tools when it comes to different positions. Whether at home or in a public building. In many older office buildings, the stairs are there only for emergencies (and therefore hardly used). Be careful not to fall down.
16. On the dinner table
Food and sex are both titillating. Some dishes are even known to be aphrodisiacs. First, sit across from each other and challenge each other with feet and hands under the table. If one of you sits on the table it is perfect for oral sex or deep penetration. If you are in a restaurant, you can also secretly satisfy each other by hand under the table.
17. In a (dark) alley
Everywhere in the city you can find alleys that are perfect for a quickie. Behind a restaurant, between two terraced houses, through alleys, … Dark alleys seem to be made for couples who want to have sex fast and don’t have too much time. Be careful in which neighbourhood you do that, because dark alleys are not always the safest places.
18. The library
As libraries are increasingly quiet, it seems a perfect place for a quickie. Some sections are even extremely quiet. On the other hand, there are often underage persons walking around and every library has a closed camera system. So keep it discreet.
19. On the balcony
A balcony is a great place for a quickie. You get a great view and it is often a place where you can have sex relatively unseen, even though you are outside. Who is looking up? And if anyone is looking, they are at a sufficient distance.
20. At a festival
The tickets have been bought, the rain boots dusted off, you’ve charged an extra power bank for your phone and there’s a bottle of glitter spray and condoms in your backpack. You are all set. The sun and the music get you in the mood. And there are always places to go for a quickie. The beauty of it is that no one is really surprised.
The lecture hall
For sex in an (empty) lecture hall, the condition is of course that you have something to do in the school building to begin with. It’s a bit weird for a grown-up couple to walk into a random uni to defile a lecture hall. But as a student, it might be the perfect place for a quickie with your classmate or – peer. Or your professor.
22. In your parents bed
Your parents’ bedroom was taboo all along. Now you have left home for a while and your parents have asked you to water the flowers during their bus trip to Benidorm. So finally, you seize your chance and enter this forbidden area with your partner.
23. … or your neighbors’
Same reason, equally exciting.
24. On the roof
Not everyone has access to a flat roof. But if this roof is the highest in the area, you can have sex very discreetly under the stars or in the sunshine.
25. On the beach
Ah, this is a classic. Romantic, at sunset. If it is busy, you can always walk into the sea. Or behind a beach pavilion, or in the dunes. One drawback is the sand between your buttocks. And jellyfish.
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