Are you female and do you want to make your boyfriend completely insane with you? Consider this your personal to-do list.
1. Looking for small change
When you are sitting in a restaurant or in the cinema, tell him you need some change for the toilets and put your hands in his trousers’ pocket. Rummage around and ‘accidentally’ touch his penis while you’re there. If you feel he is getting hard, whisper something in his ear like “is that a roll of small change, or are you happy to see me?”
If your friend knows you are up to this, he might put on his ‘cinema trousers’. That is a normal trousers, but he cut open the pockets, so your hand can go directly to the main show.
2. Massage without hands
Undress him and start massaging him with your hands on your back. Rub your face, hair, breasts and other body parts against him, but avoid touching his penis. If he is all tensed and excited, massage his penis with your breasts.
Encourage your bloke to touch you, while you wear your tightest jeans. Don’t take it off, but let him rub your crotch until you reach an orgasm.
4. Let him watch
Collect some sex toys. Let him take place in the nearest chair opposite of you and try all of your toys. He can’t touch you, just watch. He will get totally nuts when you make yourself orgasm with your favorite vibrating toy against your private parts. For him, this is better then any porn movie he has ever seen, starring as the main character. It will turn him on and it might even be educational for him. Guaranteed success.
5. Sneak from behind
When he is nude in the shower, sneak in and stand behind him. Put your arms around him and give him a decent hand job. In this position you are holding him the same way as he would hold himself when he masturbates. Kiss his back or whisper dirty words in his ear.
6. Find his P-spot
Start massaging the piece of skin between his testicles and his anus (the perineum) whenever you are fucking or when you give him a blow job. Run it softly in circles and massage him. Then start touching his anus by carefully rubbing it and move your fingertips in circles around his entrance. If he doesn’t object and you feel his erection grow, take it to the next level: Use some lube or saliva and carefully stick your finger up his anus. Now start making a ‘come hither’ movement to the front. Maybe you feel his prostate. Its a small gland the size of a walnut. Massage his prostate and give him the best orgasm he ever had. Don’t forget to check os he still enjoys it (and beforehand, cut off at least one of your finger nails…).
7. Grab him
If he sits or lays on his back and you give him a blow job, push your hands under his buttocks and grap him tight. Everytime you push your head down, push his hips up.
When you are in a public place, grab his hand and do with his fingers what you would do with his penis. Rub it, let it go upu and down in the palm of your hands, lik it; just use your imagination. He probably can’t wait until you get home.
9. Let him beg
Play with him. Kis and lick every spot on his body en work your way to his penis, but don’t touch it. Smile and continue to his nipples or neck and then back to his belly and upper legs. Repeat this until he begs you to blow or fuck him or give him a hand job.
Envision him to be your sex toy. He cannot move and he cannot touch you. If he has trouble obeying, tie him up. Rub his penis against all your sensitive spots. Now straddle him with your back at his face and only think about yourself.
11. Seduce him
Take control and be direct. Tell him “I want to fuck you”. Not to save time, but to show him you are confident. Men like strong women. Show him that you are a woman that always gets what she desires.
12. Go for round 2. And 3. And 4…
Don’t settle for just one orgasm. Not for yourself and not for him. When he came, try one of the previous techniques and make him hard again. Take your time, but don’t let him cool down too much.
Take something warm in your mouth (like a sip of tea) when you kiss him all over hos body. Or something cold (like an ice cube). The differences in temperature will be extremely exciting. A mint or some tooth paste will have a similar effect. Don’t forget to ask him to do the same, by the way.
14. Do it rough
Men can take it. Sink your nails in his back, pinch his nipples (an often forgotten erogenous zone for men), bite his muscles. At its best when you are on top.
15. Give up control
Buy a vibrator with a remote control (or with a control on a wire). Give him the remote.
16. The challenge
Challenge yourself (and your partner) to have sex for at least once a day, 31 days in a row. The more often you have sex, the more sensitive you two will become. Make it an even bigger challenge to have sex at different places (can be different places in the house).
When you are at a party, stand with your back towards him. It will look like you are just standing there being relaxt, but meanwhile you rub your behind against his crotch, every once a while assisted by your hands. Wanna bet you will not be the last to leave the party?
Only wear a long raincoat and a pair of boots when you visit him. Make sure his parents aren’t over for coffee.
Buy some sushi and serve it on your nude body. Let him eat it off of you without using chop sticks or his fingers. If he doesn’t like fish, use gummi bears.
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