Some adventurous people have done it in the car, in the shower, in the kitchen. Or maybe in a swingers club. But somehow, sex mainly takes place in the bedroom. In bed, to be precise. And in the long run, that can be a bit BORING. That’s when sex furniture comes in handy.
Sex furniture? What?
There are literally hundreds of different pieces of furniture made especially for sex. Chairs, cushions, balls, boxes, swings … all designed to take your sex life to a whole new level. Sometimes literally. All this furniture has in common that it makes it possible to try new positions, or to make certain positions easier. Because of their ergonomic design, they are often less strenuous on the muscles. And that makes this kind of furniture not only extremely suitable for sex adventurers, but also for people with disabilities.
What should you pay attention to when you want to buy sex furniture?
If you have the idea that a sex furniture would be a suitable addition, pay attention to the following things:
- Size: The size of a piece of sex furniture is especially important if you cannot always leave it there, for example because you want to be able to hide it discreetly from your housemates, or simply because you do not have enough room for it.
- Storage: How easy is it to fold, unfold, disassemble or otherwise reduce the size of the furniture so that it can be stored discreetly?
- Setting up: Equally, the furniture must be easy to put back together again. If you have to spend hours assembling it like an Ikea wardrobe, then all of your desire may have gone…
- Travelling: If you want to take your furniture with you, for example because you have a date, it is not only important that it can be folded small, but also that it is lightweight.
The inflatable cushion
An inflatable pillow, such as the ‘Mount Me’ or the ‘Position Master’ are great for positioning the receiving partner in different postures. The angle at which you penetrate is important for the receiving party. And this kind of cushion helps to tilt your hips better, so you can hit the G-spot or C-spot better, for example. This kind of cushion is especially nice for missionary positions. The receiving partner has more support in the back.
Why can’t you just use a cushion from the sofa, you say? Well, for one thing, because these cushions have a triangular shape and they have handles, for extra grip! The material also makes sure that you don’t slide off.
Because you can inflate these cushions, they are small and lightweight when deflated. So they are easy to store and take with you.
There are many different stools on the market on which you can sit and whose seat can be raised and lowered. The idea is that the receiving party sits on it and the partner lies down underneath. The suspension of the stool ensures that the receiving party can move up and down without having to exert much effort.
Some of these stools also have the option of attaching a dildo underneath. This makes these stools also suitable for solo use. Note: these dildos are often not included with the furniture, so orientate in advance which dildo fits.
These kinds of stools are not cheap. So consider it an investment. However, they can often be disassembled and are therefore easy to store.
Similar to the bouncer stools, there are also stools where the giving party lies down with their head under. You can tie your partner to the stool and position his or her face so that it is perfect for facesitting.
The Queening/Kinging Chair is an example of this (see image). It is finished with a soft seat cushion and an opening through which a head fits. With the included head harness, you can put your partner in the perfect position.
Again, this piece of furniture is not cheap. Another disadvantage is that it weighs almost 12.5 kg and cannot be taken apart. Not suitable for taking on the train…
There are a great many fucking machines that could also be classed under the heading ‘sex furniture’. For example, the inflatable chair with vibrator (see image). This is a comfortable pouf that you can inflate. In the middle of the cushion is a large realistic vibrator. The handles ensure that you remain firmly seated. Because it is an inflatable cushion, it springs up nicely. The big advantage is that the cushion is easy to store once it is deflated. It is lightweight and easy to take with you. It is also reasonably affordable.
If that is not extreme enough for you, you can also go for the MotorBunny. The Motorbunny Original is a luxurious and complete sex machine with many extra accessories. It is also possible to control the Motorbunny Original with the free downloadable Motorbunny App. This way, your partner can take control from a distance. The app also has challenges and games. The vibrations of this fucking machine are deep and extreme. The MotorBunny weighs almost 8 kg and cannot be disassembled.
Bouncer / fuck machine
There are also sex furniture products that are a combination of a fucking machine and a bouncing stool, such as the Banging Bench Sex Machine. Besides the realistic dildo that comes with it, you can also put your own dildo or your partner’s face under the stool.
On the hardest setting, this colossus can produce no less than 150 thrusts per minute! The fucking machine itself can also be used separately from the bench and remains firmly on the ground thanks to its suction cups.
If those stools aren’t comfortable enough for you (I understand), you can also go for a relaxing sofa. The sofa in the picture comes with extra cushions, as well as a set of hand and ankle cuffs.
This sofa is not only extremely handy for all positions, it also looks great in the living room or bedroom! The two luxury position cushions create extra possibilities for a comfortable lying position or to try out special positions.
This sofa has an interior of wood and metal, a soft lining and is finished in a beautiful quality of black PU leather. This makes it easy to clean. Because it is so sturdy, you can also easily load it up to 200kg. Enough for two people! I don’t need to tell you that you can’t carry this furniture under your arm or store it. But why should you?
Do you like more extreme bondage? Then tie up your partner or sub on the Extreme Sex Bench. Once tied up on this furniture, your partner won’t be able to move.
The bench is easy to assemble, very sturdy and has adjustable straps. It is made of steel and has a padded cushion for comfortable use. The U-shaped headrest ensures that oral sex is also possible with the tied-up partner.
It cannot be folded, so you need to find a suitable place for it.
For kinky bondage games, there are also special ‘massage tables’, such as the one shown in the picture. This massage table is multifunctional and foldable. The part where you lie on has a comfortable padding and there are 2 holes for the face and the crotch. So if you are tied up, your partner can still reach everything.
The bed is easy to fold up for discreet storage. This set comes with a set of adjustable cuffs that you can fasten to the bed on various rings. When folded, the bed measures 90x60x20 cm. The hole for the face is 20×15 cm and the hole for the crotch is 25×12 cm. The bed has a load capacity of up to 100 kilos.